Fact: There are claims that pansexuals and asexuals dislike each other. These allegations, however, are completely false. As a matter of fact, in the year 8000 B.C, when the world as we know it was formed, the ritual of Human Creation required the blood of both a pansexual and asexual. We have been hunting together for millennia since, and will defend one another to the death.
me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong
When everyone gapes at the smart kid for getting an answer wrong and the smart kid beats themselves up about it and puts their whole being into their work and no longer answers questions in class for fear of being terribly wrong and develops severe anxiety but haha omg the smart kid got something wrong
|—||Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (via dylinquent)|
Because Disco Avengers were clearly a thing the world needed.
//you forgot one;
*SCREECHING* I NEED DISCOVENGERS NAOW
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”
men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”
if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a part of the problem.
We’re up all night to be sparkly
We’re up all night to be shiny
“forgive me lord for i have sinned”
“what have you done my child”
“i wrote a 2k fanfiction where the archangel gabriel fucks a guy named sam winchester into the mattress and makes him beg for his come”
And then the father whispers across the grate, “could you print that out and slide it under my door that sounds fantastic sabriel is the best ship of all time.”
and then the grate slides shut and you are left in darkness